This account is dedicated to my hero John McAfee. He is not my father, but that would be so damn cool if he was.

• We would be able to take to the open seas with our machine guns and exotic women!
• We would hide out from global spy agencies on uncharted islands.
• We would drink a mixture of Jack Daniels and Tequila for breakfast.
• We would piss off our yacht into a sharks mouth because WE HAVE NO FEAR!